BOOK REVIEW: The Ultimate Guide to Cunnilingus by Violet Blue...

Mistress R always asks why I read books like these, because she had no complaints. But that's hardly the point, is it? In the highly competitive world of pussy eating, if you're standing still, you're going backwards... or is that Formula One?
Anyway, seeing as cunnilingus is almost certainly my favourite thing in the world ever (even better than Hotel Chocolat Caramel Cheesecake Chocolates), it stands to reason that I like to be well read in that area, not least because I genuinely aspire to pussy eating greatness. If there was a world championship of cunnilingus, my dream would be to on the top step of that podium, and despite Mistress R's claims to the contrary, I'm sure I'm a long way from Olympic standard yet (watch out for those damned Eastern Europeans!).
So yes, I have read a few books on this topic... and the best one is still 'She Comes First'.
This one is okay though, and perhaps a bit easier to read. The tone is relaxed and the advice seems pretty sound. There's even some BDSM type tips for pain play, though I don't think Mistress R is going to be up for any pussy slapping or multiple peg zip-lines. In fact lets hope she doesn't ask me what a 'multiple peg zip-line' is, because I don't fancy it either!
So yeah, if you've never read a book on this subject, this is probably a pretty good bet really... but if you have, this probably won't be that useful.