Sunday 17 June 2012

The size issue...

Walking around Reading yesterday it struck me how many black guys there were with white women, but not one black girl with a white guy. Now, given the nature of this blog (and particularly my other blog) it's easy to conclude the reasons for that. But is that it? Really?

On a related subject, I've been meaning to post this for some time, but it needs very delicate handling so as not to make me sound like an insecure, whiny little bitch! So here goes...

I'm re-reading Suzanne Portnoy's book 'The Butcher, The Baker, The Candlestick Maker', which details her exploits in the world of casual sex. It's a very entertaining book, and near the start she talks about a black guy she had sex with who sounded like your typical cuckold fantasy bull: 9" cock, six pack etc etc...

The thing is, I've seen more than enough interracial porn to know that guys with really huge cocks... well, how can I put this... despite the fact that they are shagging women who are really used to only fucking larger than average cocks for their job, it's very rare that you see one take it balls deep. Indeed, a lot of time, even these 'professionals' spend the whole time with one hand pressed against the guys stomach trying to keep him a couple of inches 'out'. See that must piss you off, don't you think? I mean what's the point of being huge if your lady friend finds it uncomfortable?
It's obviously not just me either, since I distinctly remember an episode of Seymour Butts' reality show where he designed a sort of foam ring, for guys with this exact problem, so that they could wear it at the base of their penis to stop them pushing in too far.
As I said, I'm probably inviting a flurry of comments belittling my own 'stature' and assuming that this whole post is all about making me feel better about myself. It's really not. I am extremely average, I know that. Do I wish I had another couple of inches? Of course I fucking do, I'm not an idiot! But if my Fairy Godmother granted me a cocksize wish, I would probably settle for 8" with a proportional increase in thickness to go with that.
What I'm saying is, sure, the guy with the HUGE cock gets the satisfaction of the gasp of surprise when the woman grabs his cock for the first time, but if he can't fuck her without constantly trying not to hurt her, I'm not so sure that sounds all that great to me. Also, it's got to reduce the chances of anal doesn't it?
Anyway, look on the bright side, in Portnoy's book she talks about a guy who looks like Antonio Banderas, but who had a three inch cock that she couldn't even feel in her arse. Now, if you were given the option to flip a coin and either end up with a massive wanger or a tiddler, would you risk it or would you just stick with what you've already got? I know what I would do.
Hmm, that sounds like a good subject for a poll!


Here's a good example... sure, it would be cool to flop something like that out, but think about it... if my cock really was as big as Mistress R's arm there's no way she would even want it inside her, she couldn't even cope with that slightly larger glass dildo she bought! Plus I can't help wondering how much blood you need to keep something like that hard...


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