A Simple Question.

So as I mentioned in my last post, one of my new readers sent me an email telling me how much he liked my blog (thanks T-Hound) and also posed a question which is slightly off the beaten track, if not entirely unconnected to the nature of this blog.

So, here goes nothing.

Question: Who is your favourite porn star?

Well, there’s a simple question, which demands a slightly complicated and a no doubt unnecessarily long answer…

The thing is, there’s isn’t really one porn star that I ‘follow‘ (to use that disturbingly modern term), indeed I really don’t watch porn that much (well only for inspiration and education purposes you understand – hahaha) and I certainly don’t watch the usual ‘Jules Jordan’ type of stuff. For a start I really don’t find fake tits attractive, and team that with day-glo pink fishnet, baby oil and platform shoes – well, it’s nothing short of an accident waiting to happen isn’t it?

Obviously, given my predilections, I’d much rather watch something where the woman was ‘in charge’ shall we say, and that narrows the market substantially. Although having said that, to be fair, I’m an equal opportunities fetishist, and I can still find worth in watching BOBBI STARR BEING FACE FUCKED IN A BATHROOM by Nacho Vidal (man that dude is ugly)… but it’s the exception rather than the rule.

And of course there is a fair amount of ‘Cuckold’ porn out there (of varying quality), this VIDEO starring Samantha Sin is one of the best I’ve seen, although it’s best watched with the sound off (like a lot of porn really) because her voice is fucking annoying!

But I wouldn’t say I particularly like Samantha Sin, the main attraction for me is the cream pie eating element and the ending when the ‘husband’ cums on her feet and licks them clean, and also her demeanour towards the ‘husband’ – which goes a long way to making or breaking a cuckold video for me.

As an aside, why can’t porn makers find some guys to make these films who aren’t either twenty years older than their supposed ‘wives’, or weedy looking and depressingly unattractive? I get that it feeds the narrative, but I have to say they are maybe over egging the pudding slightly.

Anyway, videos likely to make it into my ‘Hall of Fame’ (actually I am going to re-arrange the videos soon, because listing them by year hasn’t worked out as well as I hoped – and I am strongly considering a ‘Hall of Fame’ so that visitors can find the best videos without having to wade through several hundred links) are most likely to be ones of a Femdom nature, be that BDSM, CBT, ruined orgasms or whatever.

One of the first ‘porn stars’ I came across who made those kinds of videos was the ‘Barefoot Princess’, (I forget her actual name, I think it’s Melanie…) a lady with an unusual ‘Gothic’ look who has made a fair number of videos with her tattooed ‘boyfriend’ which usually involve some kind of CBT (VIDEO). Part of me really wants one of those perspex things…

I guess I should give a mention to Ashley Fires, if only for this VIDEO. She’s definitely one of the better looking porn stars out there, and of course there’s Mistress T who is unusual in that she looks relatively mature, but is undoubtedly hot as hell. Who doesn’t love a woman who knees her guy in the balls as he’s cumming. WOW!

Go on then – it’s HERE.

So, I think it’s safe to say that we’ve established that for me really it’s not so much the porn-star that makes a video great, but rather the scenario and the execution. True the ‘star’ makes a difference, but maybe not as much as you might imagine.

Having said that, ‘MEGAN‘ from Russian Mistresses is awesome because she’s such a convincing ‘bitch’ (I don’t even mind her foot tattoo and I usually hate them), but if you really put a gun to my head I’d have to give it to Bobbi Starr. If only because she’s the perfect all rounder, CUCKOLDRESS, DOMINATRIX, ANAL QUEEN or SOLO. She’s kind of like the Jamie Lee Curtis of porn, only dirtier.

So there you go. Enjoy the videos… if you haven’t already.