And one more makes eleven...

Last night Mistress decided that she wanted some more pussy worship, which resulted in another lovely orgasm for her. That means, despite the barren first half of October, in the end she came eleven times...just the same as September and August! 

Also she came eight times in the last eleven days which has got to be a new record for us!

After Mistress came she allowed me to gently stroke her asshole with my fingertip while she verbally and physically teased me until I was about ready to burst. Femdom session planned for Sunday, I can't wait!

Big mistake...

Not last week, the week before, Mistress and I were off work so I decided that I would book a week of from Slimming World (we are allowed six 'holidays' a year), in my infinite wisdom I had a plan, which went like this:

I'm off work for a week, it's my birthday, we're going here there and everywhere and I'm going to put on weight, no doubt. And that was before I decided to start baking... then my brilliant mind followed it up with the idea that, going back the next week was a waste of time and money since I was bound to have put on, what was the point of paying £4.95 to be told I'd put on ?lbs. No, instead I would book two weeks off and the second week I would make sure I lost all the weight I put on in the first week.

It all sounded perfectly plausible at the time of course.... however, as the weigh-in inevitably approached it was clear that I hadn't lost all the weight I'd put on, or anything close to it really. And so it was with considerable trepidation that I attended the meeting this evening. You may remember that I had lost 27lbs (a tantalising 1lb short of my two stone reward...) before my week off, and as I mounted the scale this evening I was fully expecting a gain of 6lbs, putting my right back to 1.5stones lost. Worse than that I was worried that it may even be more, since our bathroom scales and the fancy digital ones they have don't seem to correlate in any conceivably accurate fashion. What if it was 7lbs or even 8lbs???

In the event I had actually gained 5lbs, which while not being in any way positive, is not as bad as it could have been. Which means my reward is now 6lbs away. Which, I think, if I am 100% focussed and by the book, is achievable within the next two weeks. Three at the most. And that still leaves another 4-5 weeks before Christmas to potentially lose another half stone.

Missing the meetings was a really, really, really terrible idea and I won't be doing that again in a hurry. Indeed, if at all possible I will be attending even when I am on holiday in future.

On a brighter note, after a disastrous start to October, Mistress R and I turned things around and last night Mistress enjoyed her tenth orgasm of the month. I knew we could make double figures if we tried hard enough, I am very happy about that. Tomorrow I am off to see a few bands with a friend, so hopefully we can start November with a bang on Thursday!

Ass Worship is SO FUCKING HOT!

This afternoon was just fantastic, obviously after our day out in London yesterday Mistress and I didn’t get around to having any ‘fun’ last night… we were beat, all we wanted was to shower, watch TV and go to bed. So today we made up for it…

It started like the last few times really, me laying on my side gently teasing Mistress’s gorgeous inner thighs while we kissed until she pushed me down between her legs. I must have been doing something right because when Mistress’s orgasm hit it seemed to last a really long time, she certainly seemed extremely satisfied anyway.



After she recovered she had me lie on my back and she started stroking me until I was rock hard. Almost immediately she slapped my cock and balls a couple of times and then caught me off guard a bit with an very firm ball slap while my cock was in her mouth! She continued stroking, slapping and sucking my throbbing cock for a while and then she started using her teeth on the head which was really intense and verging on painful, but so hot!


She continued teasing me as I reached around her and squeezed her ass, dreaming about plunging my tongue into her delicious asshole as she continued to jerk my cock hard. I told her how bad I wanted to lick her ass and she said…


“Well, you still have a reward owed to you. Maybe you should choose that.”


I told her I definitely wanted to choose that, to which she replied…


“Do you want it now or do you want to wait?”


I told her I wanted it right now and she manoeuvred herself on top of me, giving me a good look at her pink little rosebud and making my cock throb even harder. She made me beg for it each of the three times she allowed me to worship her ass, and I fucking loved every last second of it.
Each time Mistress lifted her ass away from my mouth she looked so happy and sexy, I don’t know how my cock didn’t explode in her hand.


The third time I pushed my tongue as deep as I could and it felt and tasted so good, I absolutely love worshipping my Mistress’s beautiful ass, it really cannot be emphasised enough just how much I fucking adore it! I just want it to go on and on, I just cannot get enough of it.
Then Mistress turned around but continued stroking my aching pole. And started telling me how badly she wants me to get to my two-stone goal, telling me how badly she wants me to get my reward, and all the time she was stroking, stroking, stroking…


She told me over and over to think about how it’s going to feel to jerk my cock until I shoot my cum all over her gorgeous ass, how it’s going to look and how it’s going to taste as I use my tongue to clean up every last drop of my cum off her ass. Over and over, until I was about ready to agree to anything she wanted just so I could do exactly that. I want so bad to lick my cum off her beautiful asshole, I know it’s going to be even better than licking it over her gorgeous breasts.


But in the meantime, making her cum so well today and then getting to worship her delicious asshole was just a spectacularly good end to the weekend. Roll on next weekend and our Femdom session!

Ass worship is so fucking HOT!

This afternoon was just fantastic, obviously after our day out in London yesterday Mistress and I didn't get around to having any 'fun' last night... we were beat, all we wanted was to shower, watch TV and go to bed. So today we made up for it...
It started like the last few times really, me laying on my side gently teasing Mistress's gorgeous inner thighs while we kissed until she pushed me down between her legs. I must have been doing something right because when Mistress's orgasm hit it seemed to last a really long time, she certainly seemed extremely satisfied anyway.
:)
After she recovered she had me lie on my back and she started stroking me until I was rock hard. Almost immediately she slapped my cock and balls a couple of times and then caught me off guard a bit with an very firm ball slap while my cock was in her mouth! She continued stroking, slapping and sucking my throbbing cock for a while and then she started using her teeth on the head which was really intense and verging on painful, but so hot!
She continued teasing me as I reached around her and squeezed her ass, dreaming about plunging my tongue into her delicious asshole as she continued to jerk my cock hard. I told her how bad I wanted to lick her ass and she said...
"Well, you still have a reward owed to you. Maybe you should choose that."
I told her I definitely wanted to choose that, to which she replied...
"Do you want it now or do you want to wait?"
I told her I wanted it right now and she manoeuvred herself on top of me, giving me a good look at her pink little rosebud and making my cock throb even harder. She made me beg for it each of the three times she allowed me to worship her ass, and I fucking loved every last second of it.
Each time Mistress lifted her ass away from my mouth she looked so happy and sexy, I don't know how my cock didn't explode in her hand.
The third time I pushed my tongue as deep as I could and it felt and tasted so good, I absolutely love worshipping my Mistress's beautiful ass, it really cannot be emphasised enough just how much I fucking adore it! I just want it to go on and on, I just cannot get enough of it.
Then Mistress turned around but continued stroking my aching pole. And started telling me how badly she wants me to get to my two-stone goal, telling me how badly she wants me to get my reward, and all the time she was stroking, stroking, stroking...
She told me over and over to think about how it's going to feel to jerk my cock until I shoot my cum all over her gorgeous ass, how it's going to look and how it's going to taste as I use my tongue to clean up every last drop of my cum off her ass. Over and over, until I was about ready to agree to anything she wanted just so I could do exactly that. I want so bad to lick my cum off her beautiful asshole, I know it's going to be even better than licking it over her gorgeous breasts.
But in the meantime, making her cum so well today and then getting to worship her delicious asshole was just a spectacularly good end to the weekend. Roll on next weekend and our Femdom session!

Check this out...

You guys know how much I rate the Oxballs Cocksling, well Thumper has written a review of the Oxballs 'Dude' Sheath which sounds pretty damn cool if you ask me, you can read all about it on his blog HERE. I must admit the idea of really stretching Mistress R's pussy out with that once in a while really appeals to me!

Some random 'sex facts' from the Erotica programme...

1. A third of all divorce filings in 2011 contained the word 'Facebook'.
Just one more reason to avoid it like the plague.

2. The largest penis on record is 9.5 inches flacid and 13.5 inches erect, owner claims it is more of a curse than a blessing.
I bet it is, I really wouldn't know.

3. For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within three minutes of penetration.
Weak!

4. Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Seriously? Are they making this shit up?

5. A woman once had sex with 919 men in a single day.
And not one of them gave her their real phone number.

6. There are about 1000 recognised euphemisms for 'vagina' in the English language.
I can manage about ten, maybe...?

7. Having sex when you are ill can reduce fever due to the sweat produced.
That's one to keep on stand-by.

8. The founder of Match.com lost his girlfriend to a man she met on Match.com
Well that's just funny.

9. In Jamaica an erotic dance called 'daggering' was banned from TV after causing broken penises.
Eh, what???

10. At an annual masturbatathon in Japan a man broke the record for continually masturbating. He managed 9 hours and 57 minutes.
So close, could he not just manage another three minutes?

Erotica 2013...

I have literally, literally just got home from London and Erotica 2013. I thought I would get down my thoughts while they are still fresh in the memory, and while Mistress R gets a shower. Of course, the thought of Mistress R dripping wet is bound to a be a huge distraction but I will do my best!
First impressions of the new venue (Tobacco Dock) were quite good, it's a very cool building with vaulted ceilings in the lower floor. It did seem a little cramped in some of the individual 'shops', something which was not a problem in Olympia because it was more set up like a trade show with 'stands'. I would say the lower ceilings and less spacious surroundings did create more of an atmosphere though and no sooner had we walked in than we looked to the right and there was a woman with her tits out getting a photograph taken as she stood against a wall.

The first shop we went in was Bondura and we were tempted by a vibrating butt plug, but after some deliberation I decided that since we already have more than one butt plug, and we have a small vibrator we could probably achieve the same effect that way. I do find the glass products to be far superior and so I'm trying to get away from the crappy, rubber stuff if possible. It shouldn't be too difficult to attach the small vibe to the ring on the end of my glass butt plug I don't think, maybe we'll try that out soon.
I have to say, predictable though it may be, there were rather too many places selling corsets, burlesque outfittery and those shit masks that are on the cover of 50 Shades of Grey (possibly). In fact there was really only one place selling the kind of PVC stuff that Mistress was looking for and sadly there was nothing that really tickled her fancy so we left empty handed on that score.

SHIT MASK

There was a Spearmint Rhino lounge in one corner, which we entered and discovered a very bored and rather unsexy looking blonde going through her very uninspired looking moves on the pole while two 'official' photographers took pictures of her arse (which had Spearmint Rhino rather unsubtly written on it, well actually not her arse, obviously... rather her bikini bottoms). Elsewhere there were two or three other rather less than animated 'S/R' girls sitting on a motorbike. I have to say, I have never really been remotely tempted by the allure of a pole-dancing club, I just think it's so... fake and cynical, I suppose. Plus, these girls were just not sexy to me in the slightest. Yes they were slim and they had the big hair and all that, but being sexy is way more than that and this after all is supposed to be their job! I don't know, I would be interested to know if any of you have ever been to one of these clubs, what was it like?
At 3:00pm we managed to grab a seat in front of the Erotica Stage, ready for... you guessed it 'Natural Born Thrillers'. Which, basically is two very hunky guys and one guy who looks a bit like Lee Mack. No really.

LEE MACK

 
Which was entertaining in itself, as he seemed to treat the whole thing as a giant piss-take. I got the impression that he was the 'boss' and perhaps he's getting close to packing it in, cos he looks a little bit older than the other two, certainly old enough to know better anyway. Bless him. It was rather amateurish (a bit like last time actually, lots of awkward pauses in the music etc etc) but pretty funny though, and once again Mistress R did manage to have an 'encounter' with a half naked stripper (not the one who looked like Lee Mack unfortunately), though this time she didn't have to rub oil all over his chest...he just kind of well... gyrated on her lap, though I think she was mainly concerned with him not getting baby oil on her Radley handbag.
After the show Mistress and I headed back into the throng and Mistress tried on the aforementioned PVC tops, and then we kind of realised that we'd seen pretty much everything we wanted to see. Which was fortunate as the Torture Garden show was about to start back on the main stage. Unfortunately we didn't manage to get there in time to bag a seat, but it wasn't too bad standing around the back, we could still see very well. I have to say, I've seen quite a few Torture Garden shows over the years (at various Eroticas) and when I saw the keyboard on stage and clapped eyes on the hosts (Eastend Cabaret) I was not particularly inspired, but...I was wrong. They were genuinely funny, especially the shorter girl who played the keyboard.

EASTEND CABARET

After that there was Miss Poly Rae (quite good striptease/burlesque...and I don't put 'good' and 'burlesque' in the same sentence lightly, believe me), Marnie Scarlet (weird latex person...not entirely sure whether it's a woman or a man...probably a man), Chrisalys (a weird oversized Pierrot doll who fired staples into his arm and then rubbed the blood onto a teddy bear, no I'm not making this up), and finally a Japanese lady called Yusura who had a very impressive full back tattoo and who was a kind of Geisha stripper with added wax play.

CHRISALYS

Oh yes and there was Beatrix Von Bourbon (a Britain's Got Talent semi-finalist apparently), who was the worst of all the burlesque dancers I've seen yet, indeed I spent the whole performance trying to figure out who the music was by that she was using. I still don't know... it's very bleepy. At first I thought it was Depeche Mode but it wasn't. Definitely not. I know all Depeche Mode's stuff, but I feel like I should know who it was anyway... maybe it's Craig Armstrong?
After that we rushed downstairs to catch a rope bondage workshop. I've read about these sorts of things before and people always say that until you see it being done you don't really 'get it'. Well, I'm prepared to agree with that, although it's really not the fact that it looks amazing or anything, although plenty of people think it does. To me what was most striking about it was the effect it had on the girl being tied up. She looked totally blissed out, indeed the demonstrator called it 'rope space', which having experienced deep sub-space a few times I can totally relate to.
So that was it then, my experience of Erotica 2013. Though I may sound rather scathing, it was quite enjoyable overall, it's just a pity there wasn't a wider selection of clothing for sale. Never mind, it was a fun day. It was worth it just to see the hilarious male strippers.