1. A third of all divorce filings in 2011 contained the word 'Facebook'.
Just one more reason to avoid it like the plague.
2. The largest penis on record is 9.5 inches flacid and 13.5 inches erect, owner claims it is more of a curse than a blessing.
I bet it is, I really wouldn't know.
3. For 75% of men, ejaculation occurs within three minutes of penetration.
Weak!
4. Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Seriously? Are they making this shit up?
5. A woman once had sex with 919 men in a single day.
And not one of them gave her their real phone number.
6. There are about 1000 recognised euphemisms for 'vagina' in the English language.
I can manage about ten, maybe...?
7. Having sex when you are ill can reduce fever due to the sweat produced.
That's one to keep on stand-by.
8. The founder of Match.com lost his girlfriend to a man she met on Match.com
Well that's just funny.
9. In Jamaica an erotic dance called 'daggering' was banned from TV after causing broken penises.
Eh, what???
10. At an annual masturbatathon in Japan a man broke the record for continually masturbating. He managed 9 hours and 57 minutes.
So close, could he not just manage another three minutes?
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